Telephone Songs
The original list has some of
everything – rock, pop, standard, country, blues, rap, humorous,
spiritual, even a bossa nova number.  These ten made the final cut.
10.  “Standing Outside a Broken Phone
 Booth with Money in My Hand” (Primitive Radio Gods): While not
 destined for immortality, this song wins the prize for best title.
9.  “Call Me” (Frank Sinatra/Chris
 Montez):  Both versions will do.  It's a nice standard that's stood
 the test of time (what standards do).
8.  “Pennsylvania 6-5000” (Glenn
 Miller):  The only instrumental on the list, except for that
 infectious phone number shouted out by the orchestra.
7.  “Shanghai” (Doris Day):  Not
 the Nicki Minaj song (please, God, not that).  This is a lesser
 known standard, but worthwhile because not many of the songs I found
 actually have phone booths in the lyrics (“I'm right around the
 corner in a phone booth/And I wanna be with you tonight”).
6.  “Jenny/867-5309” (Tommy
 Tutone):  The most infectious and probably the most popular of all
 the pop songs I found.  It's amazing how many people I've known have
 that number memorized.
5.  “He'll Have to Go” (Jim
 Reeves):  This is my favorite of all the country songs.  Between
 Reeves' voice and the plaintive lyrics, it's the kind of record I
 wish country music were making more of today (“Put your sweet lips
 a little closer to the phone”).
4.  “As Soon As I Hang Up the Phone”
 (Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty):  This is the kind of record we can
 be thankful country music isn't making today.  But it's so
 irresistibly goofy in its earnestness that I never tire of listening
 to it.  Twitty (the distant voice on a telephone) calls Lynn, whom
 he calls “Loretta,” to tell her it's over between them.  He
 speaks his lines, while Lynn sings hers in a voice full of hope one
 moment and despair the next.
3.  “Obscene Phone Caller”
 (Rockwell):  The flip side to his hit “Somebody's Watching Me.”
 Actually, the two songs aren't all that different thematically, as
 you can tell.  But because it's one of a kind, and Rockwell's
 interpretation is so serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time,
 this song is almost impossible to get out of your head.
2.  “If the Phone Doesn't Ring (It's
 Me)” (Jimmy Buffett):  As silly as the title is, this is actually
 a serious love song that really resonates. It's my favorite Jimmy
 Buffett song, and one I still listen to from time to time.1. “Telephone Line” (ELO): The one song on the list that I would call gorgeous. The whole arrangement, including the perfect harmonies, lifts the whole idea of a telephone song into the stratosphere. Jeff Lynne and company outdo themselves with, for my money, the finest record of their career.
Phone Booth Movies
I've always been drawn to movie phone booth scenes. They're sometimes the best scenes in the movie. Here are the ten I never get tired of watching.
10.  The Happening:  Not the one
 with Mark Wahlberg.  This was a 1960s dud that I like just because
 it's so shameless (and because it was filmed very near where I lived
 at the time).  It was Faye Dunaway's first movie (from which she
 made quite a leap to Bonnie and Clyde the following year),
 and the one movie I'm sure Anthony Quinn wishes he could forget.  It
 starts out as some kind of hippie period piece but quickly turns
 into just another standard crime caper. Memorable for a scene in
 which an enraged Quinn takes his fury out on a bank of outdoor phone
 booths.
9.  The Graduate:  Dustin
 Hoffman in a phone booth at the Taft Hotel, speaking to Anne
 Bancroft, who's seated just a few yards away, about their impending
 assignation.  When she reminds him before he hangs up that there's
 something he forgot to tell her, he says, “I just want you to know
 how much I appreciate this.”  “The room number, Benjamin, I
 think you should tell me that.”
8.  Duel:  Steven Spielberg's
 first movie, made for TV, is what you'd find if you looked up “road
 rage” in the dictionary.  Great moment:  Dennis Weaver leaping out
 of a phone booth just before the demonic oil tanker slams into it. 
 Truck 1, phone booth 0.
7.  Marty:  Two lonely people,
 butcher Ernest Borgnine and schoolteacher Janet Blair, find love at
 the Stardust Ballroom.  But peer pressure from his buddies almost
 destroys the prospect of happiness until the final scene, where he
 finally rejects his friends' callous attitudes and calls her up in a
 phone booth to reconnect.  Based on a TV drama written by Paddy
 Chayefsky, who adapted his story for film.  It went on to earn both
 Borgnine and the movie itself Academy Awards.  The original poster
 showed an illustration of Marty inside the booth.
6.  Dirty Harry:  A serial
 killer wants to be sure San Francisco detective Clint Eastwood isn't
 being followed as he carries a suitcase filled with ransom money, so
 Eastwood has to scramble from one pay phone to another throughout
 the city.
5.  Rosemary's Baby:  Maybe the
 scariest moment in a movie filled with them.  Mia Farrow is on the
 run from the husband and neighbors she's convinced want her unborn
 child for some sort of satanic sacrifice.  She's rejected the doctor
 they recommended to her, convinced he's in on the conspiracy, and
 calls her own doctor in an outdoor booth while a man who looks much
 like the first doctor walks up to it and waits with his back to us. 
 High tension, until she opens the door, he turns around, and it's
 just William Castle, who produced the movie.
4.  The Birds:  Yikes!  Tippi
 Hedrin trapped in a phone booth while a flock of seagulls smashes
 repeatedly into the glass, trying to kill her.  Only Alfred
 Hitchcock could convince us this is really happening.
3.  Local Hero:  A very sweet,
 very funny minor classic about an American executive (Peter Riegert)
 sent by his boss (Burt Lancaster) to buy out a little Scottish
 village so his company can build an oil refinery.  The 
 twist is that they love the idea.  The centerpiece is a red outdoor
 phone booth in the middle of the village, which the exec uses to
 stay in touch with America.  In the end, he returns to Houston but
 realizes the Scots' lifestyle might be better than his own.  One
 night, he makes a call, and the final shot is of the red phone
 booth, the phone inside ringing and ringing.
2.  Phone Booth:  I mean, come
 on, how can a thriller named Phone Booth not make this list?
 Almost the entire movie takes place in and around the last working
 phone booth in Manhattan. 
1.  Wait Until Dark:  Audrey
 Hepburn is a blind housewife targeted by three criminals who are
 convinced she has a doll filled with heroin.  Because a little girl
 lives right upstairs, they stage an elaborate charade to convince
 Hepburn she should turn the doll over to them.  (If this were made
 today, I'm sure they would have simply killed them both.)  They keep
 watch across the street in a van parked beside the phone booth they
 use as part of their scheme.  This was the movie that cemented my
 fascination with phone booths.
 
 
Speaking of movies and phones, a couple years ago Dave and I went to see an early 1960's crime thriller at the Grand Illusion here in Seattle. I was sort of amazed to see how much the action slowed down when the characters had to use pay phones or those special police phone boxes.
ReplyDeleteI'm still so used to those that I never notice. But did you happen to see Lethal Weapon 4? Chris Rock and Joe Pesci have a funny exchange about phone companies, with some classic input from Rock about the old dial telephones.
ReplyDeleteI will have to check it out.
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